My dearest blog, www.christopher-mlalazi@blogspot.com,
I write this letter to you with a great deal of embarrassment. I know I have really been a bad bad
boy, for look at you you, just lying there alone on your cyber bed, heavily
neglected, and your face a mask of unhappiness.
How could I do this, I ask myself. How
could I neglect especially you, you who conferred status on my shoulders when I
was still nothing. Is that a good way to pay back, I find myself asking myself
sometimes in moments of reflection.
For I clearly remember too that you were
very difficult to propose to, and needed my deepest resources, unlike my new
blue lover – no, my new blue friend, that one called Facebook.
I don’t know if I should tell you this,
about my bedroom secrets with my blue lover, because you might think that I am
trying to make excuses so that you can accept me again, but you did not have
not have billions of people sniffing at your sex and speaking your name at
every corner, or writing across your bums or bosom – no, you were more discreet
than that, for it seems the vulgar, the ones I know at the bottle store, don’t
want to come to you, which is a reflection of the goodness of your soul, so I
am beginning to realise.
I was vain, I was a fool, I thought that
the best girlfriend was the one who is in fashion, the one who wears blue very
high heeled shoes, very tight (blue) stretch jeans, and the most elaborate
hairstyle (blue) over a face that looks like it came by aeroplane.
Well, ignoring my inner good sense, I
proposed to the blue girl, and she accepted my proposal, for after all, I
didn’t mind about her colour, it was interesting, and I thought a touch of
cross colour relationship would bring a new meaning to my life.
One thing that is funny is that while her
name is Facebook, and I easily called her F, and loved it, now that letter F
seems to have taken another connotation – and if you still love me my blog, I
hope you wont laugh at me and say what really did you think you were trying to
do. But do you think I have been a fool?
But we have a saying, what goes round comes
round again. Here I am again knocking on your door. Please get up from your
bed, take a bath, dress up, and let’s go and have some fun, for I am back, and
I promise you this time I won’t go off on some half baked chase of blue girls
trying to write all types of vulgarity on their bums.
Do you think I am telling the truth? Well,
I hope I am too, but we will see with my activity on you’re my darling blog
just to prove that this time I not only want to make love with you, but I want
children – the posts on you that will come from my ejaculations.
Pass my tender greetings to all blog
families and especially my blog followers.
Always Yours (Even if I sneak back again to
the blue lover with the name that starts with the big F)
Chris
